Top Pet Peeves That I Hate
My dream of becoming a lingerie model slash astronaut will never come true, but my other dream of making fun of people is in full bloom. If you’re wondering why […]
Monthly Archives: June 2014
Freitag der dreizehnte!
I don’t believe in superstitions apart from spilling salt, knocking on wood, 666, black cats, opening umbrella indoors, picking up pennies, walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, crossing my fingers, snapping a […]
Rik Mayall, 1958-2014. Rest in Peace.
Today is a very sad day. One of the brightest comedians of our generation has passed away at his home in London. Take some time to reflect upon his genius with […]
Sexy Amish Women
Nothing on this site has received more hits and garnered more attention than my Valentine post on “sexy Amish women.” I’m not even joking about this. Is it really that lonely in Pennsylvania […]
Rejected Book Covers for The Roman Spaceman
The worker bees (they don’t like to be called elves) spent hours in Microsoft Paint and sifted through dozens of royalty-free images to come up with the stunning cover of […]
The Roman Spaceman Launch!
The Roman Spaceman is now available at Amazon and on all Kindle-supported devices for $2.99. Purchase now and receive the Extra Special Limited Edition cover! (Next month the cover will […]
Roman Spaceman: The Soundtrack
My next book, The Roman Spaceman, will be released tomorrow. The soundtrack is a perfect accompaniment to reading the book, waiting at the ophthalmologist’s, or visiting the local funeral parlor. “Mambo […]
The Amish Spaceman 