A Question for the Audience: Amy Armstrong Complete Edition
What types of material would you like to see in the upcoming “Complete Amy Armstrong”? This eBook will include all five books in the series. Would you like to see […]
Category Archives: Book Updates
Paperback of “The Last Amy” Now Available!
LISTEN UP, kids with your parent’s iPhone — the IRL version of Book Five is available for purchase at Amazon.com for the low price of $9.99. A “book” is actually […]
The Last Amy is now available!
The Last Amy, the final book in the Amy Armstrong series, is available in ebook format on Amazon for $2.99. Paperback arriving soon. With Pacific Grove High School a smoking […]
$8.99 Paperback of Homecoming Now Available
The paperback of “Homecoming”, Book Four in the Amy Armstrong series, is now available on Amazon for $8.99 American dollars. A variety of other currencies accepted in person. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1981059253
Amy Armstrong: Homecoming Now Available!
People said that it couldn’t happen, that it wouldn’t happen, that it SHOULDN’T happen, but those people were wrong, and they were also late for the hairdresser, so stop shouting […]
INCOMING: Amy Armstrong Book Four
Fans of Amy Armstrong will be happy to hear the next volume in the series will be arriving shortly on Amazon for all electronic devices and ebook readers! Non-fans of […]
Three Free Books on Valentine’s Day!
Against my better judgement and the advice of my accountant, my lawyer (and his lawyer), but most importantly––the cat-–I have decided to provide two free ebooks during the national holiday […]
Paperback of SpaceBook Awakens now available
The physical version of “SpaceBook Awakens” is now available at Amazon for $11.99. Thousands of trees gave their lives for each copy, so have some respect, okay? SpaceBook Awakens $11.99
SpaceBook Awakens Now Available!
The third book in the Amy Armstrong series is now available in ebook format. SpaceBook Awakens follows Amy as she is separated from her friends in 1912 California, where she […]
Empire of the Space Cats now available!
The second book in the Amy Armstrong series, Empire of the Space Cats, is now available at Amazon in ebook format for $2.99. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L4UGVMK Paperback: $11.99 https://www.createspace.com/6542797 In Empire of […]
The Girl Who Stole A Planet Now Available!
Jeff Bezos agreed to publish my book, and he’s smarter and better-looking than the three point five people reading this post (per the Constitution, ducks are only half a people). […]
Stop Me Before I Write Again
A flurry of one-star reviews have appeared after a week-long promotion where I gave away 2,800 copies of The Amish Spaceman. This negative attitude toward my writing was quite confusing, due […]
Rejected Book Covers for The Roman Spaceman
The worker bees (they don’t like to be called elves) spent hours in Microsoft Paint and sifted through dozens of royalty-free images to come up with the stunning cover of […]
The Roman Spaceman Launch!
The Roman Spaceman is now available at Amazon and on all Kindle-supported devices for $2.99. Purchase now and receive the Extra Special Limited Edition cover! (Next month the cover will […]
Roman Spaceman: The Soundtrack
My next book, The Roman Spaceman, will be released tomorrow. The soundtrack is a perfect accompaniment to reading the book, waiting at the ophthalmologist’s, or visiting the local funeral parlor. “Mambo […]
Next Project
I’m finishing up the sequel to “The Amish Spaceman” and will be publishing it within a few weeks. I’m at a bit of a loose end as to what to […]
Meme Overload, Quote Destruction
What’s worse than padding a blog post with overused Internet memes? Nothing. Here’s another favorite quote from my book, The Amish Spaceman: “Shut up and listen, former ex-boyfriend.” Joanie turned, […]
