Now that George Lucas is dead, the Illuminati have allowed a remake of one of the most-cherished movies of my childhood: Star Wars! I know you were yelling, “Beastmaster, Beastmaster!” […]
The girl behind the counter had waves of long, copper-colored hair beneath her Dairy Queen cap, deep green eyes, and a smile that made me want to grab her pale hand […]
Hook is a great film, and one of my favorites. I will always treasure it. Robin will be missed.
Today is a very sad day. One of the brightest comedians of our generation has passed away at his home in London. Take some time to reflect upon his genius with […]
It’s universally accepted among dentists and convicted felons that a movie is better than a book. In the style of the ubiquitous “Eat This, Not That” series, I present the […]
You know that old saw, “garbage in, garbage out”? I thought for years that was just a phrase about garbage, and now I’ve been told it applies to the body. […]
Before Inception lies the temple of 80’s filmmaking called Dreamscape. The star-studded cast includes Dennis Quaid, Max von Sydow, Kate Capshaw, and Christopher Plummer. Even a sweat-soaked Eddie Albert! I’m […]
Should I write something here? My handler is mouthing ‘yes’. Or maybe it’s ‘confess’ …? Fine. I did it. I’m not sorry and I’ll do it again. If this seems […]