Self-Defense For The Self-Published
You may not be mobbed for autographs while buying goat-milk ice cream at Whole Foods, but the self-published author still needs a plan of self-defense. Anger and brute strength will […]
Monthly Archives: October 2012
The Stick
Do things ever annoy you? I know they must, because you keep shoving messages under my door. Writing ProTip: crayon dilutes the impact of your thesis. Burrs under my […]
Urine A Lot of Trouble
If an adult beverage is strong enough to make blood leave your person, is that a good thing? From a marketing perspective, of course. “Our vodka will murder your kidneys!” […]
Steves Are Boring
I was going to post the first pages of chapter one but I spilled Diet A&W on it and the cat got scared and threw up. In the FAX machine […]
The Itinerant
If the authorities haven’t mentioned this, I will––I have problems finding a place to write. The library is too quiet. Come on, loser––TOO quiet? Well, come on yourself … If […]
These are mine and I wrote them
Language is fantastic. We can use it to create completely unique sentences, never before uttered in the history of mankind. However, we mostly just say things like “I’m going to […]
September 30th Book Updates
Updates on the books. As an added treat, Miles O’Keefe! (I’m kidding––It’s actually from my year in Quiz Bowl.) A Girl Called Badger –– Cover in the final stages. Hint: […]
The Amish Spaceman 