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When the priest assigned to Dean’s wedding commits suicide by stabbing himself in the back with a pair of scissors twenty-four times, even the chirpiest of happy campers can see the storm clouds on the horizon. The ceremony is a disaster, and after a reception objectively described as “a cage match on PCP,” Dean’s Russian bride disappears. Armed with less wits than a stunted hedgehog and accompanied by his Uncle Phineas, an unhinged alcoholic who lists his occupation as “time traveller,” Dean follows a trail of clues to Europe. The twisting journey takes him through Iceland, Dresden, Rome, and the Vatican, with the expected ecumenical catastrophe.
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