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Strange Characters You Can Have For Free

April 27, 2022by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

I have to de-clutter my life. If these characters give you joy, please take them and write a ten-book young adult series with them. Bobby Moist — Terror of Dripping […]

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Writers are Assholes

November 28, 2017by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

The cat walked up to me, out of the blue. “I want to be a writer,” he said. I slammed my special writing pen with the puffy pink feathers onto […]

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Dank Meme, Marching Dragon

November 3, 2017by Steve Colegrove

Yesterday, I heard a noise like a hundred cats being strangled in the back of a moving van that was driving down the highway constantly blowing the air horn. I […]

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The Lady Doth Protest

October 4, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Mother says it’s unladylike to raise my voice, but when I tell her I’m not a lady, she locks me in the laundry room for three days with only a […]

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Self-Published Author Refuses to Stand for National Anthem; World Still Turns

September 9, 2016by Steve Colegrove

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA, EARTH, September 9, 2016––A self-acclaimed, self-published author disturbed several passing mallards and caused an elderly Corgi to become dispeptic today, by refusing to stand as the Star-Spangled […]

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The Girl Who Stole A Planet Now Available!

August 3, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Jeff Bezos agreed to publish my book, and he’s smarter and better-looking than the three point five people reading this post (per the Constitution, ducks are only half a people). […]

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Gotta Catch-22 ‘Em All

July 31, 2016by Steve Colegrove

I’ve never told anyone this, but I’m a victim of child abuse. When mother lets me walk to the drug store, I never fail to meet a handful of nine […]

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Emergency Ice Cream Delivery

May 2, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Ever since the King of America declared that eating ice cream is a fundamental human right, my frozen treat business has more headaches than a woodpecker without his helmet. You’d […]

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All I Got From Paris Was Fleas

April 20, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Mother went on a howling tirade last week after I found her stash of “liquid medicine” in the conservatory, made “Molotov cocktails” and threw them all at the “cat.” As […]

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Sexy Amish Girls: The Reckoning

February 13, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Father ran away from home at the tender age of thirty-two, after mother left the ziti on the stove too long. Not counting that stain on the couch, he left my […]

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Best New Year with Amish Cheerleaders and Crap

January 2, 2016by Steve Colegrove

Mother said I couldn’t walk downtown to watch the fireworks on New Year’s Eve because I might get jumped by Mexicans and sold to a Juarez cat house, but she […]

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Hot Christmas Babes

December 24, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Christmas is a traditional American holiday when families gather in the desert for a week, strip off our clothes, and take bags of drugs. By removing the trappings of civilization (and our […]

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The Return of Lazer Moon Space Battle Part VII

December 17, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Now that George Lucas is dead, the Illuminati have allowed a remake of one of the most-cherished movies of my childhood: Star Wars! I know you were yelling, “Beastmaster, Beastmaster!” […]

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Social Justice for Alone Man

May 26, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Like the Olympian god Zeus scouring beach resorts for female Britons who’ve had too much uzo (or any uzo), inspiration can take many forms. For me it’s staying up for […]

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People for the Toolbag Way

April 29, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Men are born knowing how to fix things or will have this knowledge beaten into them as a child, usually by a father covered in bearing grease and alfalfa seed. […]

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Felicitous Non-Denominational Spring Day!

April 4, 2015by Steve Colegrove

In an attempt to avoid offending atheists and Unitarians, the Government has renamed “Easter Sunday” to “Non-denominational Spring Day.” Since this recent action has offended more people than were originally […]

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Government Makes Crime Illegal

March 28, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Washington, D.C., March 28, 2015 –– In response to the appalling rise in gas station robberies by Chinese doctoral students and the nationwide pandemic of electrical engineers on drug-fueled rampages, the Government has […]

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