Amish Spaceman Meme Party Deux
Copies are going fast! Hurry and get one before the elves at Amazon put on a strike. They have to type each one by hand, you know! The Amish Spaceman […]
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The Amish Spaceman Available Now!
The Amish Spaceman is available at Amazon for $2.99. I wanted to have a party in honor of this momentous occasion, but since mother and the cat are the only […]
Amish Spaceman: The Soundtrack
Questions are floating through your mind right now. Who’s this devilishly handsome author? What’s a book soundtrack? Where are my pants? I can only help you with the second question, as […]
The Spaceman Cometh
The publication date of my third novel, The Amish Spaceman, is approaching rapidly, and in fact, will happen within the next few days. Not since Halley’s Comet crossed the skies […]
Tyrolean Goat Milk Ice Cream
Only the abnormal would aspire to be a writer. Would anyone else but the mentally imbalanced lock themselves in a room away from other people, day after day, typing away […]
Keep on Booking That Face
I applaud the fact that more and more young people spend their days and nights on the long-form poetry of social media communication. As adults we should strive for one-hundred-percent […]
How To Make A Car
Like many of you I sometimes lie awake at night, heart pounding, mind racing over age-old questions such as: Am I a good person? Am I doing the right thing? […]
Things To Do When Bored Or In Fresno
Frequently mother forgets to unlock my room in the morning or even for days at a stretch and I must find interesting ways to whittle away at the stick of […]
A Shower of Dingos
Like many of you out there in TV Land I always read bedtime stories to my children partly with an Australian accent and partly in a County Cork brogue. Of […]
Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom
There are no rules in the deadly world of self-publishing. Editors? Expensive. Cover artists? Superfluous. Adjectives, adverbs, prefaces, acknowledgements, dedications, and notes to the reader? Required and to be used […]
Stop The Ambulance, I Want To Get Off
Top ten things you never want to hear from emergency personnel (as conveyed to me through a pick-up window whilst my EggWhite McMuffin was broiling): 10. I haven’t done this […]
The Master Drives Off A Bridge
The Master said that most people only read books that other people read, so they can be part of the “tribe” or at least pretend. He went on for ages […]
A Girl Called Badger FREE for five days
Book One in the series is a free download until April 11th. Enjoy! http://www.amazon.com/Called-Badger-Valley-Sleeping-ebook/dp/B00AHK96R6
The Dream Widow
The second book in my sci-fi series, The Dream Widow, is now available from Amazon for $3.99. Pick it up fast because that was a pricing error (it’s going up). […]
2013 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awards Quarter-Finalist
” A Girl Called Badger” made it to the next round along with 499 other quarter-finalists. If you have time, leave a review of my 17-page exerpt here: A Girl […]
When The Master is Away
I take care of things when the Master is away. He told me to write a post for him even though technically he’s here and not “away.” He’s trolling Craigslist […]
2013 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awards First Round
“A Girl Called Badger” made it past the first round of competitors in Amazon’s 2013 Breakthrough Novel Award, Science Fiction category. Fingers crossed that the book makes it further. 2013 […]
