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Sexy Amish Women Friday the Valenteenth Deluxe Overlord Edition

February 13, 2015by Steve Colegrove 1 Comment

Valentine’s Day falls on a Saturday once every thirty years and creates the cursed, malevolent whirlwind of chaos and suffering that in my village we call “Friday the Valenteenth.” Local […]

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amish girls, MartyFintuzler

Write Harder And Last Longer

November 3, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Are you a writer? Do you have the same energy that you did when you caught the writing “bug?” When children crossed the street to avoid the windmill of your […]

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How to Win an Argument (With a Woman)

October 4, 2014by Steve Colegrove 1 Comment

Men are ignorant pig farmers with tiny brains say seven out of ten women, a gender that agrees on practically nothing but the belief that men are ignorant pig farmers […]

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Flashpause: The MenoFiction

August 19, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

When it’s 3 AM in the long, dark night of your soul, most people think about life, where they went wrong, and why they drank fourteen cups of coffee. Me? I think […]

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America So Laxy

July 1, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

American kids are lazy and mean, and make fun of me when my back is turned. This happens more frequently than you would expect, because anytime I see a child, I […]

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Roman Spaceman: The Soundtrack

June 3, 2014by Steve Colegrove

My next book, The Roman Spaceman, will be released tomorrow. The soundtrack is a perfect accompaniment to reading the book, waiting at the ophthalmologist’s, or visiting the local funeral parlor.   “Mambo […]

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Next Project

May 13, 2014by Steve Colegrove

I’m finishing up the sequel to “The Amish Spaceman” and will be publishing it within a few weeks. I’m at a bit of a loose end as to what to […]

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English Dress Code vs. American Dress Code

April 3, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

In preparation for my trip to England, mother has reviewed my wardrobe and found it lacking. She’s had the servants toss out all of my garments and burn them in […]

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Drivel, Robert Denby

Why is England?

March 24, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Mother has a bee in her bonnet over the mysterious disappearance of Robert Denby, and she’s sending me to London in her private jet. Of course I’m going! You’re a braver person […]

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Drivel, Robert Denby

Watch This, Don’t Read That

March 6, 2014by Steve Colegrove

It’s universally accepted among dentists and convicted felons that a movie is better than a book. In the style of the ubiquitous “Eat This, Not That” series, I present the […]

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Drivel, Videos

My Pants Are On Fire

February 22, 2014by Steve Colegrove

In the past week I’ve spent several 28-hour days at a peculiarly popular southern California theme park. I am happy to inform everyone that visiting theme parks as a ‘thing’ […]

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Drivel, Technology

Didney Worl

February 4, 2014by Steve Colegrove

If you’d like to review The Amish Spaceman in exchange for a Post-Release Advance Review Copy (in other words, the book), then send me a message. Email, carrier pigeon, it’s […]

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Favorite Quote from the Book

January 28, 2014by Steve Colegrove

An imaginary child I passed in the street today asked me what was my favorite line in “The Amish Spaceman.” It’s difficult to separate out specific lines, much in the […]

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Amish Spaceman Meme Party Deux

January 25, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Copies are going fast! Hurry and get one before the elves at Amazon put on a strike. They have to type each one by hand, you know! The Amish Spaceman […]

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The Amish Spaceman Available Now!

January 20, 2014by Steve Colegrove

The Amish Spaceman is available at Amazon for $2.99. I wanted to have a party in honor of this momentous occasion, but since mother and the cat are the only […]

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Amish Spaceman: The Soundtrack

January 19, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Questions are floating through your mind right now. Who’s this devilishly handsome author? What’s a book soundtrack? Where are my pants? I can only help you with the second question, as […]

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The Spaceman Cometh

January 17, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

The publication date of my third novel, The Amish Spaceman, is approaching rapidly, and in fact, will happen within the next few days. Not since Halley’s Comet crossed the skies […]

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Natalie. Writer. Photographer. Etc.

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News from amongst the bushes

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It's lovely out there.

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The world's most entertaining literary blog!

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