After a recent trip to Tokyo, I’m grabbing onto the self-affirmation bandwagon and officially changing my race to Japanese. I could eat sushi for every meal and I never wear shoes, even inside the house.

Yes, I may be as white as Larry Bird but if you think Bruce Jenner is a woman then removing the “CAUC” from “CAUCASIAN” on my college application form is no different, in scientific terms. Why is the definition of race elevated above sexual identity? You may, in fact, be a DNA racialist. Look in the mirror, you bigoted hate-monger while I call Homeland Security. Or Sushi Factory, because I’m starving!

Octopi at Tsukiji Fish Market

Plastic Food Store

Plastic beer at the plastic food store

In Japan, Boss Coffee drink YOU

The real reason I come to Japan SUGOI

BOSS

Cat cafe for lonely feline who want to meet human

Immediately after this photo, cat savaged my face and I spent weeks in hospital. Just JOKING it was two days