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Why is England?

March 24, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Mother has a bee in her bonnet over the mysterious disappearance of Robert Denby, and she’s sending me to London in her private jet. Of course I’m going! You’re a braver person […]

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Drivel, Robert Denby

Ten Careers To Consider If You’ve Gone Mad And Decided To Become a Writer

March 13, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

Writing is literally an insane proposition: lock yourself in a closet and pound away at a post-apocalyptic vampire brony crossover series so that people you will never meet in real […]

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Watch This, Don’t Read That

March 6, 2014by Steve Colegrove

It’s universally accepted among dentists and convicted felons that a movie is better than a book. In the style of the ubiquitous “Eat This, Not That” series, I present the […]

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Drivel, Videos

The Denby Files––Acclaimed Male Model Now Missing in Action

March 1, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

HOLLYWOOD, CA––The elusive Robert Denby, well-known catalog model and face of the recently published novel, The Amish Spaceman, disappeared from his loft apartment in West Hollywood yesterday. According to alleged […]

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Drivel, Robert Denby

My Pants Are On Fire

February 22, 2014by Steve Colegrove

In the past week I’ve spent several 28-hour days at a peculiarly popular southern California theme park. I am happy to inform everyone that visiting theme parks as a ‘thing’ […]

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Drivel, Technology

Meme Overload, Quote Destruction

February 11, 2014by Steve Colegrove

What’s worse than padding a blog post with overused Internet memes? Nothing. Here’s another favorite quote from my book, The Amish Spaceman: “Shut up and listen, former ex-boyfriend.” Joanie turned, […]

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Aminuls, Book Updates, Drivel

Author Simulator 2014

February 5, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Do you have too much free time? Do you gape in awe at the glittering piles of treasure surrounding the famous authors of our time, and think, ‘That could be […]

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Drivel, Technology

Pick-Up Lines Worse Than Mine

December 15, 2013by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

One would think that no pick-up line could be worse than “Is this your condom? I think you dropped it,” but after many hours of clandestine research in female dormitories […]

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Tyrolean Goat Milk Ice Cream

November 1, 2013by Steve Colegrove

Only the abnormal would aspire to be a writer. Would anyone else but the mentally imbalanced lock themselves in a room away from other people, day after day, typing away […]

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Keep on Booking That Face

September 27, 2013by Steve Colegrove 3 Comments

I applaud the fact that more and more young people spend their days and nights on the long-form poetry of social media communication. As adults we should  strive for one-hundred-percent […]

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Drivel, Technology

How To Make A Car

September 26, 2013by Steve Colegrove

Like many of you I sometimes lie awake at night, heart pounding, mind racing over age-old questions such as: Am I a good person? Am I doing the right thing? […]

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Drivel, Technology

Things To Do When Bored Or In Fresno

August 3, 2013by Steve Colegrove

Frequently mother forgets to unlock my room in the morning or even for days at a stretch and I must find interesting ways to whittle away at the stick of […]

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A Shower of Dingos

July 9, 2013by Steve Colegrove

Like many of you out there in TV Land I always read bedtime stories to my children partly with an Australian accent and partly in a County Cork brogue. Of […]

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Aminuls, Book Updates, Drivel

Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom

May 9, 2013by Steve Colegrove

There are no rules in the deadly world of self-publishing. Editors? Expensive. Cover artists? Superfluous. Adjectives, adverbs, prefaces, acknowledgements, dedications, and notes to the reader? Required and to be used […]

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Stop The Ambulance, I Want To Get Off

May 7, 2013by Steve Colegrove 3 Comments

Top ten things you never want to hear from emergency personnel (as conveyed to me through a pick-up window whilst my EggWhite McMuffin was broiling): 10. I haven’t done this […]

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Peanut

February 27, 2013by Steve Colegrove

Nobody respects the poor peanut. He used to be the man, the star, the dapper danny who danced across a million commercials on a million screens. He used to a […]

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Drivel

Throwing Stars For Your Conversation

February 25, 2013by Steve Colegrove

Social butterflies like me have a few weapons in our arsenal when the conversation flags or when it has died and gone to bed, the sort of hypothetical questions that […]

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