And Lo, The Book
And so, the book has come forth. But hark, cast thine eyes upon yonder slightly tubby and balding gentleman, with fists full of rubles, gold, and gems beautiful like diamonds […]
Tag Archives: comedy
GIGO The Voyager
You know that old saw, “garbage in, garbage out”? I thought for years that was just a phrase about garbage, and now I’ve been told it applies to the body. […]
Blog The Destroyer
I spent a fistful of hours last night writing an article on how to write better (and more better), then I thought to myself, “This is rubbish. Drivel. Putrefying cack.” So […]
Self-Defense For The Self-Published
You may not be mobbed for autographs while buying goat-milk ice cream at Whole Foods, but the self-published author still needs a plan of self-defense. Anger and brute strength will […]
Urine A Lot of Trouble
If an adult beverage is strong enough to make blood leave your person, is that a good thing? From a marketing perspective, of course. “Our vodka will murder your kidneys!” […]
Steves Are Boring
I was going to post the first pages of chapter one but I spilled Diet A&W on it and the cat got scared and threw up. In the FAX machine […]
The Amish Spaceman 