When Writers Attack
I’m not allowed to have any friends due to the court order, but I imagine that being friends with a writer must be frustrating, like someone in your house constantly […]
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Amy Armstrong: Homecoming Now Available!
People said that it couldn’t happen, that it wouldn’t happen, that it SHOULDN’T happen, but those people were wrong, and they were also late for the hairdresser, so stop shouting […]
INCOMING: Amy Armstrong Book Four
Fans of Amy Armstrong will be happy to hear the next volume in the series will be arriving shortly on Amazon for all electronic devices and ebook readers! Non-fans of […]
Empire of the Space Cats now available!
The second book in the Amy Armstrong series, Empire of the Space Cats, is now available at Amazon in ebook format for $2.99. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L4UGVMK Paperback: $11.99 https://www.createspace.com/6542797 In Empire of […]
The Girl Who Stole A Planet Now Available!
Jeff Bezos agreed to publish my book, and he’s smarter and better-looking than the three point five people reading this post (per the Constitution, ducks are only half a people). […]
Write Harder And Last Longer
Are you a writer? Do you have the same energy that you did when you caught the writing “bug?” When children crossed the street to avoid the windmill of your […]
More Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom
Since my previous installment of “Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom,” telegrams have piled in front of my door and emails have clogged the arteries of my inbox. Never teach your […]
Ten Careers To Consider If You’ve Gone Mad And Decided To Become a Writer
Writing is literally an insane proposition: lock yourself in a closet and pound away at a post-apocalyptic vampire brony crossover series so that people you will never meet in real […]
The Spaceman Cometh
The publication date of my third novel, The Amish Spaceman, is approaching rapidly, and in fact, will happen within the next few days. Not since Halley’s Comet crossed the skies […]
Tyrolean Goat Milk Ice Cream
Only the abnormal would aspire to be a writer. Would anyone else but the mentally imbalanced lock themselves in a room away from other people, day after day, typing away […]
Keep on Booking That Face
I applaud the fact that more and more young people spend their days and nights on the long-form poetry of social media communication. As adults we should strive for one-hundred-percent […]
Things To Do When Bored Or In Fresno
Frequently mother forgets to unlock my room in the morning or even for days at a stretch and I must find interesting ways to whittle away at the stick of […]
A Shower of Dingos
Like many of you out there in TV Land I always read bedtime stories to my children partly with an Australian accent and partly in a County Cork brogue. Of […]
Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom
There are no rules in the deadly world of self-publishing. Editors? Expensive. Cover artists? Superfluous. Adjectives, adverbs, prefaces, acknowledgements, dedications, and notes to the reader? Required and to be used […]
The Master Drives Off A Bridge
The Master said that most people only read books that other people read, so they can be part of the “tribe” or at least pretend. He went on for ages […]
A Girl Called Badger FREE for five days
Book One in the series is a free download until April 11th. Enjoy! http://www.amazon.com/Called-Badger-Valley-Sleeping-ebook/dp/B00AHK96R6
The Dream Widow
The second book in my sci-fi series, The Dream Widow, is now available from Amazon for $3.99. Pick it up fast because that was a pricing error (it’s going up). […]
The Amish Spaceman 