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People for the Toolbag Way

April 29, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Men are born knowing how to fix things or will have this knowledge beaten into them as a child, usually by a father covered in bearing grease and alfalfa seed. […]

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Drivel

Felicitous Non-Denominational Spring Day!

April 4, 2015by Steve Colegrove

In an attempt to avoid offending atheists and Unitarians, the Government has renamed “Easter Sunday” to “Non-denominational Spring Day.” Since this recent action has offended more people than were originally […]

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Drivel

Government Makes Crime Illegal

March 28, 2015by Steve Colegrove

Washington, D.C., March 28, 2015 –– In response to the appalling rise in gas station robberies by Chinese doctoral students and the nationwide pandemic of electrical engineers on drug-fueled rampages, the Government has […]

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Drivel

I Googled “Love”

February 10, 2015by Steve Colegrove

The girl behind the counter had waves of long, copper-colored hair beneath her Dairy Queen cap, deep green eyes, and a smile that made me want to grab her pale hand […]

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Drivel, Videos

Best Posts of the Year 100% Exclusive Limited Edition Diamond Executive Washroom Version

December 30, 2014by Steve Colegrove

2014 was a year of amazement, horror, and disgust, and I’m only talking about what I found under my kitchen sink. Let us pray that the coming year holds no […]

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Drivel

Write Harder And Last Longer

November 3, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Are you a writer? Do you have the same energy that you did when you caught the writing “bug?” When children crossed the street to avoid the windmill of your […]

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Drivel

How to Win an Argument (With a Woman)

October 4, 2014by Steve Colegrove 1 Comment

Men are ignorant pig farmers with tiny brains say seven out of ten women, a gender that agrees on practically nothing but the belief that men are ignorant pig farmers […]

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Drivel

Flashpause: The MenoFiction

August 19, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

When it’s 3 AM in the long, dark night of your soul, most people think about life, where they went wrong, and why they drank fourteen cups of coffee. Me? I think […]

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Drivel

I Love Brazil

July 24, 2014by Steve Colegrove 4 Comments

I think Brazil is super-great even though I’ve never been there and the people are super-cool even though I’ve never met any. Well, there was that one time I showed […]

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Drivel, Photos

Stop Me Before I Write Again

July 14, 2014by Steve Colegrove 5 Comments

A flurry of one-star reviews have appeared after a week-long promotion where I gave away 2,800 copies of The Amish Spaceman. This negative attitude toward my writing was quite confusing, due […]

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Book Updates, Drivel

America So Laxy

July 1, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

American kids are lazy and mean, and make fun of me when my back is turned. This happens more frequently than you would expect, because anytime I see a child, I […]

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Drivel

Top Pet Peeves That I Hate

June 23, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

My dream of becoming a lingerie model slash astronaut will never come true, but my other dream of making fun of people is in full bloom. If you’re wondering why […]

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Aminuls, Drivel

Freitag der dreizehnte!

June 13, 2014by Steve Colegrove

I don’t believe in superstitions apart from spilling salt, knocking on wood, 666, black cats, opening umbrella indoors, picking up pennies, walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, crossing my fingers, snapping a […]

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More Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom

May 1, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Since my previous installment of “Legendary Ebook Marketing Secrets of Doom,” telegrams have piled in front of my door and emails have clogged the arteries of my inbox. Never teach your […]

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Drivel

Real Photos From My Trip to London Where I Took Photos of Things in London

April 24, 2014by Steve Colegrove

Here are some photos of my trip during Easter! Fantastic weather, by Jove. For more photos, visit my album at Facebook. Cheers

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Drivel

Le Franch Are Coming!

April 21, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

I, like many Americans, was unaware of a clause in the Treaty of Versailles, which requires that during the week preceding Easter the entire school-age population of France is exchanged with […]

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Drivel, Robert Denby

English Dress Code vs. American Dress Code

April 3, 2014by Steve Colegrove 2 Comments

In preparation for my trip to England, mother has reviewed my wardrobe and found it lacking. She’s had the servants toss out all of my garments and burn them in […]

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