The Vorpal Stick of Justice
When you grow up with the same people (whether family, friends, or wards of the state) there’s a shared set of experiences. But even with “sharing” similar experiences and YouTube […]
Category Archives: Drivel
Post-Virus Struggle To Survive Girl
I go down to coffee shop because book is out. Brother work in coffee shop––so what? My family not have cigar factory and own car and use paper money like […]
GIGO The Voyager
You know that old saw, “garbage in, garbage out”? I thought for years that was just a phrase about garbage, and now I’ve been told it applies to the body. […]
Blog The Destroyer
I spent a fistful of hours last night writing an article on how to write better (and more better), then I thought to myself, “This is rubbish. Drivel. Putrefying cack.” So […]
Self-Defense For The Self-Published
You may not be mobbed for autographs while buying goat-milk ice cream at Whole Foods, but the self-published author still needs a plan of self-defense. Anger and brute strength will […]
The Stick
Do things ever annoy you? I know they must, because you keep shoving messages under my door. Writing ProTip: crayon dilutes the impact of your thesis. Burrs under my […]
Urine A Lot of Trouble
If an adult beverage is strong enough to make blood leave your person, is that a good thing? From a marketing perspective, of course. “Our vodka will murder your kidneys!” […]
Steves Are Boring
I was going to post the first pages of chapter one but I spilled Diet A&W on it and the cat got scared and threw up. In the FAX machine […]
The Itinerant
If the authorities haven’t mentioned this, I will––I have problems finding a place to write. The library is too quiet. Come on, loser––TOO quiet? Well, come on yourself … If […]
These are mine and I wrote them
Language is fantastic. We can use it to create completely unique sentences, never before uttered in the history of mankind. However, we mostly just say things like “I’m going to […]
I Has Dream?
Before Inception lies the temple of 80’s filmmaking called Dreamscape. The star-studded cast includes Dennis Quaid, Max von Sydow, Kate Capshaw, and Christopher Plummer. Even a sweat-soaked Eddie Albert! I’m […]
Wallpapers
Here’s some nice images of the Pike’s Peak area: Pike’s Peak 1 Garden of the Gods 1 Pike’s Peak 2 Pike’s Peak 3 Garden of the Gods 2
Welcome to the valley
Should I write something here? My handler is mouthing ‘yes’. Or maybe it’s ‘confess’ …? Fine. I did it. I’m not sorry and I’ll do it again. If this seems […]
